Snooze fest and psychosis.

I hate international breaks in the footie.  Why?  Just why?

Last week was the very epitome of a ‘nothing’ week, and this week feels like the week before Christmas did when you were 11.  Every day so very slow, with not much to do except look desperately forward to opening your Scalextric/Subbuteo/ZX Spectrum (delete as applicable).  Come a week Saturday when there’s some proper football back, and I’ll be tearing off that wrapping paper like you’ve never seen.

A small overall loss last week with no service disgracing themselves or excelling.  Just a small profit or a small loss.  It really was very dull, which I suppose it is at least 80% of the time and is how it should be.

Interestingly, my lad has just started betting properly to generate some funds to help him through Uni, has scrabbled together a bit of a betting bank through doing shifts at ungodly hours at the local supermarket and through matched betting, and this week is “going live” as it were.  He’s started with golf, and he hates golf.  Moans when I have it on the telly, says it’s a daft game, etc.  After he’d stuck on his first few bets yesterday, I asked him if he was going to follow his players through the tournament.  Nah, he said.  Just check to see what happened on Monday.

I guess that’s the perfect approach.  Completely detached.  That it’s quite so clinical, and so detached as to verge on psychotic, has got me thinking a bit…

Anyway, more on his progress in future posts.  In the meantime, enough about him.  Here’s my (rather dull this week, sorry) figures…


Figures since 1st April, 2023

AI Football: Staked 30pts, +0.199pts, roi 0.66%, High: 1.865pts, DD: -1.666pts, Max DD: -1.666pts.

Any Time Goalscorer: Staked 32.2pts, +11.935pts, roi 37.06%, High: 11.935pts, DD: 0pts, Max DD: 0pts.

Bookie Bashing Football Coupons: Staked 31pts, +10.924pts, roi 35.23%, High: 14.03pts, DD: -3.106pts, Max DD: -8.692pts.

Bookie Bashing Golf Tracker/Weekly Golf Value: Staked 4,420pts, -226.9pts, roi -5.13%, High: 135.39pts, DD: -389.29pts, Max DD: -596.38pts

Bookie Bashing Racing Tracker (Lucky 15s): Staked 332pts, +45.901pts, roi 13.82%, High: 48.257pts, DD: -2.356pts, Max DD: -16.801pts.

Bookie Bashing Value Bets Tracker: Staked 84.9pts, +15.944pts, roi 18.77%, High: 17.944pts, DD: -2pts, Max DD: -4.506pts.

DD/HH: Staked 77.55pts, -4.9pts, roi -6.31%, High: 3.05pts, DD: -7.95pts, Max DD: -20.15pts.

Edwards Tips (Golf): Staked 133.35pts, +0.146pts, roi 0.1%, High: 24.028pts, DD: -23.882pts, Max DD: -23.882pts.

NFL strategy:

PGA Profit: Staked 288.5pts, +57.836pts, roi 20.04%, High: 84.858pts, DD: -27.022pts, Max DD: -97.076pts.

Sys Analyst: Staked 367.8pts, +25.285pts, roi 6.87%, High: 62.535pts, DD: -37.25pts, Max DD: -45.614pts.

Touchdown Profit:

TOTAL ROI: 9.26%

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