OK, this is getting a wee bit silly now. If you’ve read my last post – a review of October’s betting – and I tell you that the biggest contribution to a strong weekend’s profit came from the actions of one man, you’d know who I’m referring to, right?
Yup. Erling Haaland.
His brace yesterday landed the Delight bit of the only Double Delight/Hat Trick Heaven bet I’d struck across Saturday and Sunday. Furthermore, I got a nice surprise when despite being lauded as 111% +EV on the relevant Bookie Bashing Tracker at a price of 2/1 to score the first goal, he was actually 5/2. I ended up winning more than I thought I would.
Two things have got to happen moving forward.
One: surely, surely (?), Haaland’s price to be First Goalscorer will contract further. We’ve got to be looking at 6/4 or 7/4, no? The fact that I believe City’s second leading scorer this season is Burnley’s Max Esteve with two own goals, kinda tells you the score when it comes to the chances of it being Haaland opening the scoring for his team.
Two: Haaland’s rate of scoring will slow. His current rate HAS to be unsustainable, doesn’t it? I appreciate my feelings on this are compromised courtesy of desperately wanting to see City lose ground in the title race, but even appraising the situation with a dose of cold, hard logic, the numbers the big lad is posting are ridiculously good. Too good.
Do I believe that? You know what? I’m not too sure I do. I never want to wish injury on a professional sportsperson, but I wish someone would injure him! But then, I think of the cash he’s won me these last few weeks, and….and….oh, I’m so conflicted. When will these voices in my head stop!?!
Great weekend for Touchdown Profit with five winners from six bets with one match/bet to play. Would have been six from seven but unfortunately I missed the line on one of the Total Points picks which ended up an easy win. I ain’t complaining, though. This was a fine weekend for the NFL expert, and well done to them!
Good start to November too for The Transfer Flow who continues to build the profit at a rate that is about as sustainable as Haaland’s scoring (I think). These bets are on the Asian Handicaps, so to be running at an ROI from the start of September of 19.3% is a bit daft. A weekend ROI of 28.8% though, is…..appreciated.
Final point around the weekend’s football. Since when has it been lawful to take a man out a split second after getting the faintest touch on the ball? As an Arsenal fan and seeing two penalties (correctly given, in my opinion) overturned by VAR this season because the offender had got a slight touch on the ball, I appreciate I may be sensitive to the issue.
But yesterday, as a neutral, seeing West Ham’s penalty award being overturned for the same reason, and then less than five minutes later see Freddie Potts clearly win the ball first before sliding into the man and although not booked, see a free kick awarded against him and given a stern talking to by the ref…I mean, what?!? So that’s a foul, unless it’s in the penalty area, and then it isn’t? There’s no rule that states getting the ball before the man is legal, so VAR getting the decision right “to the letter of the law” as one pundit said, is, err, bollocks.
Feels at the moment if you’re in the penalty area, a defender can get a little toe to the ball before karate chopping the attacker in the nuts and administering a quick blow to the windpipe, and it still wouldn’t be a penalty. Or at least it would, until VAR does what VAR does.
I say I was neutral. I had West Ham scoring two goals or more on a football coupon and at that point they hadn’t scored any. Still, all’s well that ends well, eh?
November 2025 figures (stakes normalized):
Bookie Bashing Racing Tracker (L15s): Staked 135pts, +4.95pts, ROI 3.6%, DD 0pts, Max DD -5.16pts.
BB EW Golf Doubles: Staked 0pts, 0pts, ROI 0%, DD 0pts, Max DD 0pts.
DD/HH: Staked 50pts, +250pts, ROI 500%, DD: -0pts, Max DD -0pts.
BB Football Coupons: Staked 0pts, 0pts, ROI 0%, DD -0pts, Max DD -0pts.
Sharp Betting Football: Staked 900pts, +63.72pts, ROI 7.1%, DD -0pts, Max DD -0pts.
The Transfer Flow: Staked 160pts, +46.22pts, ROI 28.8%, DD: -0pts, Max DD -0pts.
Touchdown Profit: Staked 121pts, +76.31pts, ROI 63%, DD -0pts. Max DD -0pts
Weekly Golf Value: Staked 80pts, -12.5pts, ROI -15.6%, DD -12.5pts, Max DD -12.5pts
Total: Staked 1,446pts, +428.7pts, ROI 29.6%, DD -0pts, Max DD -0pts, Bank Growth 6.3%